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Welcome to Terminated Properly.

This website is intended for humor, storytelling, education, and community sharing within the low-voltage, A/V, security, and network installation trades.

Much of the content on this site is written in a humorous, exaggerated, or storytelling style. Many stories are submitted by contributors and may be altered for clarity, humor, or anonymity. This site should be understood as a parody-style field journal, not a technical manual, professional training resource, or factual record of specific companies, people, or job sites.

Not Professional Advice

Nothing on this website constitutes professional, technical, electrical, legal, safety, or engineering advice. Any tips, methods, or stories shared here are for entertainment and general educational discussion only.

Always follow manufacturer instructions, local codes, safety standards, and professional best practices when performing any work.

No Identification of People or Companies

We actively avoid publishing identifying details such as:

Any resemblance to real companies, people, job sites, or events is purely coincidental or intentionally anonymized.

User Submissions

By submitting content, photos, or stories to Terminated Properly, you agree that:

We reserve the right to reject any content that appears disrespectful, identifying, unsafe, or legally questionable.

Photos and Media

Special care must be taken with photos. Images that show identifying information, brand names, addresses, or private property without permission will not be published.

Limitation of Liability

Terminated Properly, its owner, contributors, and affiliates cannot and will not be held liable for:

Use of this website is entirely at your own discretion.

The Spirit of the Site

This site exists to share stories, lessons, humor, and field wisdom from the trade in a respectful and community-driven way.

We believe the best way to learn is sometimes by seeing how spectacularly something was done wrong — and laughing about it together.

Because sometimes…

it’s gonna need some help.